By Jingos those socially inept boffins have done it! The Victorious Mongoose is a marvel of modern miniaturisation and is the world’s first concealable ray pistol. The Victorious Mongoose operates on the extremely sophisticated scientific principals pioneered in Dr. Grordbort’s full size weapons; Aether Oscillation, Atomic Vibratulation, high pitch whining noises – all these techniques were used, and more. But, despite its humble proportion, the pistol packs quite a whollop. Able to project a conical emission for up to seventeen yards, the Victorious Mongoose will obliterate four pounds of Budgerigars in three fascinating seconds. Easily concealed – the Victorious Mongoose may be hidden in a pocket – Tremendous!

Allowing the discrete gentleman or woman to secret a powerful wave weapon on their person, the Victorious Mongoose is the perfect foil should a pick pocket, pirate or pauper catch you on the unawares. Return them to their constituent molecules!