There is only one reason this statue was produced, and you can likely guess what that one reason is. Judging by the photos in this auction, the seller knows what that reason is for sure. If you want a good belly laugh, follow this link and check out the Colossal 4 1/2 Foot Witchblade Figure Statue. For the record, some might consider this NSFW, but we think the worst that could happen is your coworkers will laugh as hard as you are.